I think what made the Mythbusters special was this: of course they would always ask, and test, “could the circumstances of the myth produce the described result?” but they ALSO always took the extra step to “under what circumstances, no matter how extreme, could the described result be achieved? ” and it was fucking spectacular every time
Remember the time they vaporized a cement truck just because they could
Yeah and they weren’t allowed to use that quarry anymore after that episode because the shockwave from the blast shattered windows like 10 miles away. The Mythbusters were batshit insane and 12 yo me absolutely loved it
YOU BITCHES TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK YOU THINK I WOULDNT NOTICE THIS SHIT? WELL GUESS WHAT I DID NOTICE THIS SHIT AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT? IM RATHER FUCKING UPSET. MOREOS WERE BAD BUT THIS, THIS SHIT, THIS FUCKING SHIT IS THE ROCK BOTTOM OF MANKIND. NOT ONLY HAD THE OREO COMPANY DECIDED TO EXPAND THEIR SHITFEST BY MAKING THIS CIRCULAR SHITSTAIN, BUT DOMINOS DECIDED TO JOIN THE CLUSTERFUCK AS WELL. JUST FUCKING PROOF THAT THE CANCER OF HUMANITY THAT IS OREOS IS FUCKING SPREADING. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW, I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL. YOU THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THIS? I HAVE SOURCES, I KNOW WHEN IM BEING TALKED ABOUT, AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE THATS A GOOD THING BECAUSE IM GONNA PUT THIS OREO MONSTROSITY BACK IN ITS PLACE, JUST YOU FUCKING WAIT. WATCH YOUR FUCKING BACK
Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.
THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.
engagement rings: HACKED
Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.
thanks edith
Woman proposes to her girlfriend with a ring from an antique store. Ring is haunted by Edith. Who, as it turns out, was in love with her girlfriend but never dreamed the day would come when they could’ve married.
Suddenly, inexplicable bad things start happening to homophobes around the young couple.
Do we have to pay extra for the possessing spirit that has it in for homophobes?